Here are a list of some of
my acts. But I'm always up for a delightful challenge
so if you have a theme or idea for me to perform I'm
more than happy to tailor it to suit your event, party
or club night. please see the contact
page. there is no full nudity in any performance.
GANGSTA
GIRL
Baby Bones is a gangsta moll with card
tricks up her sleeve and a big fluffy
dice prop! Classic feel danced to Frank
Sinatra’s ‘Luck be a lady
tonight’. This is now Baby Bones’
best known burlesque act!
FAN
DANCE
classic
and beautiful fan dance with either black
fans, or black and red fans. Glitzy showgirl
costumes a plenty! A range of music available.
HULA
GIRL
Grass
skirts and plenty of flowers, grind along with
Baby Bones to The Cramps ‘You got good taste!
PARASOL
TEASE
Another
popular act, Baby Bones’ parasol dance
is well known for its cheeky moves. Big
classic parasol or tiny pink parasol for
extra laughs. The theme is usually pink!
BLUSHING
BRIDE
Like a virgin! Baby Bones’ take on
a saucy bride in full wedding gown.
BO
PEEP
Have
you seen her sheep? Baby Bones is
a cheeky shepherdess dressed in pink,
but not for long! Danced to ‘Peekaboo’
by Siouxsie Sioux.
GEISHA
FAN DANCE
classic geiko Baby Bones with her
fans and even a katana sword or fans
of fire! Beautiful but deadly!
Horrifying stage acts!
SLIHOUETTE SPOOKSHOW
Baby
Bones is a hillbilly murderer creating creepy
silhouettes against the backdrop to Rob Zombie’s
‘House of 1000 Corpses’ theme. Knives,
snakes and killer curves!
VOODOO
FIRE QUEEN (or Jungle Explorer)
Baby
Bones is a jungle expeditionist, she is bitten
by a snake and transformed into the Voodoo Fire
Queen! (This act is a fire act.)
MISS WORLD
Baby
Bones creates a true burlesque satire! She is
the iconic Miss World with tiara and bouquet of
flowers, but is she happy?!
Danced to The Supersuckers ‘Pretty F**ked
up’
RAWHIDE
Yeehaw!
Baby Bones is a saucy saloon girl doing a cheeky
striptease behind a beautiful swingin' pair of
glittery saloon doors! Corsets, feathers and sass
aplenty, all danced to 'Rawhide' theme song
ROSE (The Pink French Fancy)
Baby
Bones plays Rose, a very pink clad French fancy
with an even fancier pink poodle named Pierre!
But she doesn't want Pierre to see her naughty
striptease!
Performed to Frankie Valley's Big Girls Don't
Cry
BORN
WITH A TAIL
Baby
Bones second most satirical burlesque act; anti
bigotry. Starting as a blonde country white trash
chick, Miss Bones shows us a placard stating bigotry,
before promptly tearing it up and showing us her
real nature. A nature with horns, red underwear
and a devil's tail!
Performed to Supersuckers Born With A Tail
Brand New Acts!
Dr
who
Dandy
Highwayman
Genie of the Lamp
Walkabout acts
Entertain
your audience with a bold and amusing ‘walkabout’
character!
Bo
Peep with her sheep
The Voodoo
Queen
Glitzy showgirl
Geisha
Fire acts
(indoors or outdoors, Miss Bones is fully
insured but the venue must confirm fire
acts are acceptable!)
